It‘s okay the hackers can just say AI did it somehow and no charges will be pressed. Source: The entire AI bubble right now.

Did the hackers lower in by cable from the ceiling vent into a vault, hovering above a sensor-covered floor without setting off the alarms?

A "friend" of mine got 200,000 NASA employees data including SSNs, pay accounts, etc. from an entirely unguarded Telnet door in 2002.

You'd be surprised how many doors there are the larger a building gets that never bothers to upgrade security until an incident happens.

Pretty sure it was very much a "We forgot we even had that door still" situation.

lol yikes, that’s like… really egregiously bad.

If only we had a functioning and competent government agency devoted almost entirely to InfoSec that isn’t staffed by imbecilic political hacks…

This is what happens when you gut every cybercrime watchdog.

Any ICE info leaked?

I wonder if their new AI just handed over the keys when asked…

Trump has really fucked everything up.

They just need to make a few more cuts to funding and budgets. That'll fix it. ..... /s

So we were all worried about securing the border but uh maybe we should be doing more to secure “the most powerful military in the world”?

🚨 Another “Mission: Impossible” moment where the Pentagon’s security protocol is basically a TikTok filter—glowy, flashy, but totally bypassed. 🤖