Bruh, I swear to god I am the key to bad things happening. I buy CBD online one time, farm bill legislation got reworded to make it illegal this November. I was gonna go to college for central processing and covid happened. I download Ubuntu and it's now becoming more and more irrelevant as an OS.

I finally buy a fucking ebike and now drone delivery is going to take over one of the only ways to make money with an ebike and to potentially make the money back I spent on it.

I ammended my garden with fresh soil and manure after two years of gloshphating and making sure there's minimal growth of knotweed and my dipshit neighbors stopped trying to remove their knotweed

Gross. Why would anyone order Shitpotle?

And OF COURSE this means the delivery is cheaper since you're not paying a driver, right? Right??? 🫩

Lazy. Lazy fat american asses.