El Adulto

Have they considered selling the naming rights? Perhaps this one could be "The Citibank Global Catastrophe" or "Exxon-Mobil Extreme Weather Event(tm)"? Surely something AI related is timely - "Anthropic Atmospheric Anomalie"?

How about we just call it "a warning"? I'm sure we'll get another if we don't heed this one. And another, and another, until we finally do heed them. Then a few more because we're past the point of just turning things back.

They don't talk about it much in this article, but in addition to the destruction of infrastructure, all the saltwater is going to seriously hurt freshwater estuaries and marshes, themselves defending California from climate change, just like has happened to Louisiana.

So in addition to record heat and drought, any place hit by these ocean waters is also going to be fighting a coating of salt.

El Niño gigante

Call it “Wake the fuck up, you stupid fucking knobs, or there won’t be a planet to host our existence anymore. Wake the fuck up now or we will start executing the polluters.”

meanwhile trump pays billions of taxpayer dollars to cancel solar and windfarm projects so his citizens can pay for the highest diesel prices ever that he caused.

El Niño Sr.

Its like the big daddy as his son wasn't taken serious by climate change deniers.

El Nemo

The name should be, the weakest el Nino going forward, and then each subsequent more powerful one, will take the mantle until were no longer able to track these things