This is a joke my Irish friend told me:
An American visiting the island enters the first pub he sees. Feeling cheeky he asks the bartender for an Irish Car Bomb. The bar tender replies, "Never heard of it, but I've got something you might like."
The bar tender takes out two tall shot glasses, fills them with liquor, and lights them both on fire.
"What's this," asks the American.
"I call it a Nine Eleven."
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