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[–] 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Good, I'm glad they're scared. I hope another CEO gets luigi'd before the end of the year. Let's make a good US tradition for once

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Since Luigi did a cool thing on December 4 2024 I hereby declare December 4 every year as Luigimas

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago

    See, normal people go “How do I live my life such that nobody wants to kill me?”

    CEOs go “So obviously a lot of people are gonna want to kill me. How do I make sure their bullets kill someone else?”

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Really? Hollywood CEOs? Aren't they the least of our CEO problems?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Jim Gordon: What about escalation?

    Batman: Escalation?

    Jim Gordon: We start carrying semi-automatics, they buy automatics. We start wearing Kevlar, they buy armor piercing rounds.

    Batman: And?

    Jim Gordon: And, you're wearing a mask. Jumping off rooftops.

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