If there are any, they will be covered in piss and shit for sure.

I build him a monument every morning.

He's correct, in fact, we will immediately start to remove any that exist.

Cool theory. Let's test it out. Hurry up and die so we can.

Bullshit. There are people that would put shrines of him in their private property. And those people will need to be dealt with.

I sure fucking hope no one does.

Ozymandias

We will actually do the opposite and tear down everything he's built. Or just rename everything after Obama.