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[–] 13 points 2 days ago (1 child)

The name has me imagining mixing hot water and a packet of powdered karate. I take a single sip and a fist bursts through my chest, killing me instantly.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night?

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  • [–] 8 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    It only works if you yell “Karate!” with each punch. If it’s a regular punch, you have to say “Regular punch!”

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  • [–] 8 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    Keanu found an even better way.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    $14.95 in 1987 is worth $43.94 today FYI

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  • [–] 7 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    I need Walter Goggins to do a biopic on this guy!

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  • [–] 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    Ye gods I'm curious about this

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