Nah. Maybe after they implode we can pick up the good parts but we definitely don't need the whole thing.

you kind folks don't want this.

We need 3 more provinces for this to make any sense.

I don't think that will work out. Slavery is totally illegal in Canada while it is still allowed as punishment for a crime in the US. Texas has declared itself independent twice to maintain the institution of slavery, they'd definitely do it a third time for all that prison labor money.

Does south Canada get free healthcare?

That's like asking your oncologist if you can keep the bits they removed.

I for one, welcome our new Canadian overlords.