must be a rock lobster

It was a bach lobster

Doesn't the red mean it's already been cooked?

Doesn't he know how soul-crushing it is to be a musician in today's economy? Get back in the tank while you still can, little lobster!

He can only play Chopsticks with those claws

They sit at the bar, and put bread in my jar, and say, "hey lobster, what are you doing here?"