Did you guys know that the Mortal Kombat theme song is based on an old Scandinavian religious song??

I don't know how to switch accounts and fucked up my wife's entire persona she was building by commenting under her account. Instead of deleting the comments when I realised my mistake, I instead just switched accounts and left those comments there for her to find when she woke up. I claim to have planned to go back to delete them, but instead I was just gonna completely forget about them.

I am so smart 🤓

It only hurts children if you have the blood turned on.

I fucking loved the OG Mortal Kombat console. I could play Sub-Zero thru Shang Tsung on one quarter. Of course, it took so many quarters to get that good. I would buy one of those consoles for home in a heartbeat.

Those shorts look cool

Hell yea

Got any cash, lil'punk? Sure send your kiddos to that poorly lit loud stained floor arcade with a gazillion of quarters! True kombat awaits!

theres an olimpiade symbol,, why?