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[–] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well don't forget they're also competing to see who can slow walk their way to a fascist government first.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Remember kids, make sure you use strong enough wood for the guillotine to actually hold the traitors to their country in place. I reccommend something like southern yellow pine, as its cheap for its surprising strength. Additionally, make sure to sharpen the blade at a roughly 30° from paralel to the vertical to maximise sharpness thst will still hold an edge!

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    Yep, it’s called progress.

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