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I asked a Welshman how many times he had sex (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Susaga@sh.itjust.works to c/jokes@lemmy.world

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[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago (6 children)

As a Welshman LOL. You are going to have to explain this joke for the Americans though.

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Some of us get it, we aren't all baad.

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[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works [S] 5 points 3 months ago

Stop it, you'll give him a boner!

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[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

Lol

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[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 months ago

Thank you for explaining it for us

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[–] illi@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 months ago

Oh, now I get it. It's a good one!

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[–] naticus@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Lol I thought the joke was pretty obvious tbh. Not everyone's clueless, except those damn <insert random nationality here>.

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[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I heard the reason Welshman are famous for having sex with sheep is because they would steal them from the English, but if they got caught, the penalty was death. However, if they confessed to fucking them, it was a lighter sentence. Is this true?