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[–] 8 points 2 months ago (1 child)

A different but still incredibly applicable use for the phrase "fuck the police" 😍

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    What is the punishment officer?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I once dated a cop who thought handcuff play was boring and stupid. Looks like you're well placed to prove her wrong.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    ....you sure you don't mean 'under a breast'?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Hey I mean some gals just like to stay on top of things... and I am not opposed to this =P

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago* (1 child)

    Well thank you! As a detective myself, I'm always looking to untangle a web of intrigue.

    And your picture here has a couple such intriguing webs.

    Now... should I try to untangle the story told by the notes on your weekly planner grid? Or maybe you'd prefer I'd untangle the clasp of your 'uniform' around the small of your back?

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Oh, you've really surprised me.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (1 child)

    Not the first time I've been told that.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Oh no, I've been handcuffed and forcefully detained!

    What must I do to escape?

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)