The fuck you gonna do about it huh?

Lol I picked up my cat and she meowed in high pitch, then when I put her down, she slapped me. Like bruh, I just wanted a hug.

in my experience the big thing is that cats will inherently try and test ur boundaries so you need to be more aware. Most dogs just want to love you

It may be because I am high, but this got me.

Mine will do shit on purpose, stare at you for a second then run full speed in a random direction.

Had a cat that was the opposite, he would not maintain eye contact if he did something wrong. Would absolutely stare you down if he knew he did nothing.

Depends on the cat, but yeah some times it's like that.

One of the many reasons why I prefer dogs, they know who's boss.