Iran's leaders promised him hotels in Tehran. Same thing Netanjahu promised him in Gaza.

That's not something that can be ELI5. That's like just our opinions, man.

Oil reserves got low enough that the stock market was about to react. He's only capable of looking at short term consequences and running out of oil reserves would have an obvious, immediate effect.

He didn’t. He’s stalling for time so he can get a new carrier group to the gulf. Zionists won’t let peace happen, they want Greater Israel at all cost.

Also, he must keep the news pointed away from the Epstein Files, especially before the midterms.

Well, Honey. You know that little girl, Audreybelle, at Daycare? The one who screams all the time and lies and has "accidents" in her pants? You know how they eventually get tired of her "stuff" and lock her in the closet? That's what's starting to happen to trump.

The Bibi/Trump breakup, he doesn't have the public support to actually fight the war in a way that he can potentially win, more inflation means he'll lose his base, farmers need fertilizer, the gulf states didn't actively participate, the USN needs its Bahrain gas station.

He was pressured to do so by his oligarch friends, because his war was ruining too much of the global economy (for the oligarchs not in the energy or weapons business).