His murder is the reason we're in this bizarro alternate timeline

I can’t help but think this is an attack on black parenting, but maybe that’s reading into it too much. I can’t imagine the White House caring so much about a gorilla. Way more than Melissa Hortman, and she was human. There’s a political reason for this post.

In this day and age that’s a pretty grave insult in polite society

way to ruin a good meme. guess i finally gotta put my dick back