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[-] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Didn't Pythagoras exclude the student from the inner circle math group because he believed in irritational numbers, so the student came back and killed them? Or am I getting my math history wrong?

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 53 points 1 day ago

Subscribe to math murder facts.

[-] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I've got the wrong guy. This guy came back and killed most of the Pythagoras math club after getting rejected from joining, but not over irrational numbers. Based on traditional stories and not agreed on as historical.

[-] Allero@lemmy.today 14 points 1 day ago

Reads exactly like "mass murder"

[-] chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz 5 points 19 hours ago
[-] Allero@lemmy.today 1 points 13 hours ago

Math murders.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"Julio González committed an act of arthon in New York, 1990, known as the Happy Land fire, which killed 87 people! He'th a math murderer! Thufferin' thuccotash!"

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 15 points 1 day ago

Mike Tyson, is that you?

[-] bobo@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

Nah, that guy had an accident and ended up sleeping with the fishes.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 8 points 1 day ago

That has Anakin murdering children vibes.

[-] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

So the story goes, he lit the building on fire with the math club inside, so yeah, pretty brutal.

[-] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 11 points 1 day ago

“I’ll make YOU see squared, punkass mfer”

this post was submitted on 26 May 2026
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