This is old school YouTube like the Winnebago Man.

When I die, I give the city permission to do this to me.

Let me emphasize though: Only once I’m definitely dead. Last thing I need is to wake up on the beach to the sound of “3…2…1…”

"the blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds"

Poetry

This shit is hilarious !

now this is journalism

I love it hahah

Boys, the buffet just opened!
MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE...