Ever seen Interspecies Reviewers? This comes up. There are fun, sexy things you can do that aren't just putting dick into hole.

You say I need a fireproof character?

Karlach is my forever bae and my roasted wiener is none of your business.

How the hell did you find that 4th picture. Who would even do that?!?

Do not the Flame Atronach

What if I wear protection from energy

I always feel a world apart from horny PCs, my characters are very sexless even if there's no reason for them to be

I came for sexy pictures. I am disappointed

Cock ring of fire immunity: Very Rare. Makes area surrounding and including the wearer's reproductive immune to fire damage. Prevents STIs and can be toggled to destroy sperm cells in ejaculate