Your tastes might be a tad... vanilla if you're thinking this is "very weird."

That's not even half as weird as stuff you yourself could probably come up with, just being given this simple prompt: Borg porn.

you want to hear weird freaky space sex shit? I once super evolved due to a warp 10 experiment with my captain where we both escaped the confines of quarantine to a class M planet. from there my memory gets hazy, but I distinctly remember my captain raping me multiple times and giving birth to our children, whom we abandoned on the planet after the crew found us.

• Tom Paris

I mean, yeah, it is a wee tad rude to borrow your captain's clothes without her permission when you could just replicate them.