All of your 13 year old daughters must say yes to this man.

As the Jaffa know, he is no god.

When I first read the post title, I legitimately thought she meant that as criticism. As in he literally believes himself a divine being who cannot be wrong.

Fucking hell....

What's the word for when you hear something so unbelievably stupid that your brain is incapable of registering it, and auto-corrects it into something different to make sense of it?

She only screams "Yes! Yes!! Yes!!!" to God.

Kind of makes me want to say no to both even more...

Why is her face like that? Was she beaten with a crowbar?

These people all saw the plastic surgery scenes from the movie Brazil and went, "Yes! That's what we need to show how much better we are than the riff-raff!"

I say we bring back tar and feathering, and putting the person who has been tarred and feathered on a large wooden pole and having them carried through the streets for everyone to observe what has happened to them.

We can start with her.

It's the only appropriate response to providing that level of insanity as a service.