Wanted: Roommate, must fuck every other housemate

Edit: wow this is a cult lmao

I clicked the link and read the whole thing. I still am not sure if this is sincere or satire. It's so out there that I kind of hope it is real, and that they find what they are looking for.

There are so many little things in that link that sends up a little red flag, but this section.... Oof.

Family planning:

• We would like to have 3-4 kids.
• We are considering having Melissa breed with Norman or Zaid, and/or Mackenzie with Douglas, as we believe these would be the genetically-optimal combinations. This would likely take place in the next 1-2 years.
• As you would be a newer addition to the polycule, we would need to get to know you for 2-4 years (depending on good behavior) before considering adding you to the gene pool.

I should note: this is NOT me.

Come on, "polyrule" was right there

Yeah, I know when a polycule is looking for a short member they can lift up to get the cookie jar & high shelf stuff.

"We are considering having Melissa breed with Norman or Zaid, and/or Mackenzie with Douglas, as we believe these would be the genetically-optimal combinations. This would likely take place in the next 1-2 years."

Wow, I think this just found the field of microeugenics

I'd need more information before I could say I wanted to be in their polycule, much less their breeding pool.

I'm not poly, but $1,500 is pretty cheap rent for San Francisco...

You can't click on this link

Never heard of QR codes? Are all members over 50 years old?

I don’t understand this post. All I see are red flags.

I'm happy with my monocule. Every couch feels like an XL couch when you're by yourself

If this was Portland I'd be sure it's a joke, but SF? who could say

"You can't click on this link because it is on printed paper, you will need to type it into your browser".

That got me chuckling, because I have actually tried to do that multiple times, but only succeeded twice.

The video of Zaid on the website. He blinks a lot while pausing before saying he's ok. That is a sign people in cults do when they are not ok.

Also, when a group make a video of a member in which they state they are ok to prove nothing is wrong, it's a sign something is wrong.

When they state a member leaving as "defected", it's a sign of a cult.

When they use the word "breeding" for adding children to their group is totally not a red flag lol.

They lost me when they asked for a LinkedIn account

I was convinced this was satire and then I clicked through the link. See for yourself and maybe apply :)