Same vibes:

I have trouble telling what is satire and what isn't.

Tony Stark titan of industry

Ooh, that’s going to get under Elon’s skin. I wonder if he’ll challenge Jeff to a cage match for the Tony Stark-wannabe title…

Can’t really midlife crisis harder than this

Does using botox make you look like every other woman who uses botox or do only woman who look a certain way use botox?

I don't know what else to say but I am exhausted with stupid rich people being in my life. I think the French were on to something....

All that money and he chooses to turn himself into this instead of a cat girl. Billionaires are idiots.

content warning that shit.
Almost threw up in my mouth a bit.

Did vogue really post this?

What is happening with his girl's face ? is she AI-generated

I don't know, maybe he's a big fan of the Barbie movie (now available on streaming on Amazon Prime videos) and is cosplaying as the Patriarchy. Not even a Ken, but like, the literal personification of the Patriarchy.

Cowboy and cowgirl costumes are fun to wear, but they are just that, costumes. The only acceptable reasons to pretend to be someone you're not on camera is either you get paid for it as your job, or if it is really, really funny.

There is a lot of shit talking going on in this thread, and I support all of it. BUT, I do want to give ol' Jeffy some props for dating someone his own age.

He looks like a chode in that stupid hat.

wtf is wrong with her face?

Isn't this like cultural appropriation or some shit?

Why is it always cowboy and flannels to make them look ‘working class.’

Good luck! The fate of Jumanji is in your hands.

He could have almost any woman he wanted thanks to his wallet, and chose that.

Also, bullshit he’s that beefy.

"Lauren has amazing intuition" says Bezos.

Yeah I bet she fucking does Jeffrey, I bet she does....

He's not a Tony Stark titan of industry. He's a Lex Luthor titan of industry.

Chat is this real

lmao, she looks like someone is stretching her face