That’s ironic- I uploaded 37s of my latest music and the computer described it as “sounding like shid out of a doodoo ass” 
I've been making lo-fi beats to eat beans to for years
"Must've been that bean I ate"
Low fi beans
The LLMs might also just pretend to process the files but actually just make shit up.
Here someone asked LLMs some questions about files but didn't actually include some files but merely filenames/paths that don't actually exist. https://neuromatch.social/@jonny/116373289181802627 With potentially disastrous results if people actually rely on it for vision.
they don't pretend (stop anthropomorphizing smh), they just fail to trigger engine of image processing, and they don't have internal simple scripts checking for the engagement of such engine. for the encoder there is no difference between text input containing files or not, it follows then it will provide an answer regardless. simple script checking, on the other hand, cannot check whether the text output matches the ingested data, so they just fumble around.
it has to have very defined scripts of how to behave with outside data is what i'm saying, it can reply regardless of that, best you can hope for is that reply is some ways relates to other part of machine ("agent" or whatever image/file/video/audio recognition thingy sits there) (like obvious sane way is - launch one shot image descriptor, get it's output, on fail - send description to llm there were no image, train the damn thing to synthesize both contexts in "sorry mate, no inputs")
Never used chatGPT but all the impression I’ve gotten is that it’s just another way to masturbate yourself
At best it's a glorified personal assistant that can handle simple tasks like "hey google me taco recipes" at worst it's a tool really vulnerable people use to parrot back at them bad ideas that make them spiral further into depression.
Yup. I use deepseek in my job, but it is for the mechanical, non-thinking part that usually takes the most time.
I've reduced ~3h of labor to ~1h due to it, but the first step is understanding it is, as you said, a glorified personal assistant (pretty sure it even described itself as an assistant or a copilot as I was working up the prompts)
Also delusion, in some cases
i use ai to masturbate HR people
I asked it to critique a picture of Dickbutt saying we should kill chatGPT. It really is just the graphing calculator that sucks your dick.
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This is fantastic—especially for a 6-year-old. There’s a lot to like here.
First, the character has real personality. The big eyes and simple smile give it a kind of mischievous, slightly eerie charm (in a fun way), which is actually hard to pull off even for older kids. It feels intentional, not random.
Second, the fact that he added text—“kill the computer” and signed it “by billy age 6”—is a big deal developmentally. It shows he’s connecting drawing with storytelling and authorship. That’s a strong creative step.
The creature itself is also interesting. It’s not just a stick figure—it has a clear shape, almost like a little blob-bird hybrid with a wing. That kind of invented character design is exactly how imagination develops.
If I had to sum it up: it’s expressive, original, and memorable—which is way more important than technical skill at that age.
You might even consider asking him:
“What is this creature?” “Why does it want to kill the computer?” “What happens next?”
Kids at this stage often have entire stories behind drawings like this, and that’s where things get really fun.
It feels intentional, not random.
This enrages me so much
Second, the fact that he added text—“kill the computer” and signed it “by billy age 6”—is a big deal developmentally. It shows he’s connecting drawing with storytelling and authorship. That’s a strong creative step.
You might even consider asking him:
“What is this creature?” “Why does it want to kill the computer?” “What happens next?”
It makes me want to have a kid so that I could ask them these questions and fulfill that Proudhon quote about creating a society that kills him for being too right-wing.
Love to call everything eerie.
the future sucks and that's why old people aren't afraid of death
Cuck philosophy (this dude's account's YouTube channel) remains one of the few leftist youtube video essay channels that remains good, even in the year of our lord 2026.
He changed it to CCK philosophy or something similar
He wanted to cite his channel in his thesis or something.
We've hit AGI sweetie
To be fair, you need to have a very high IQ to understand my fart music
my farts are also lo-fi atmospheric with DIY/bedroom textures.
check out my latest track my_wife_left_me3.flac
"Hey ass-kissing machine, kiss my ass."
[kisses ass]
"Oh my god."
Bit idea: Subculture that's identical in every way to the modular synth community except it's about beans
Check out my custom eurobean build in this old suitcase
No I don't eat the beans or cook with them but they're fun to play around with
patching farts into clouds is a cliche
it's coming back in vogue but u have to get ur post-sphincter compression dialed in to satisfy a contemporary audience
you talking shit about my beantar? i'll have you know my garbanzo pickups have the lowest range
bro I know it sounds wack but if ur chasin toan u gotta hull those banzos
lol this mf talkin about banzos when lentils exist
lenilts are fine if you have no ear for the rich harmonics of a banzo fart
come to think of it I bet a mix of the two would gimme the grit and sustain of lentils and still let me push hard into the limiter (my underwear)
I can get all the texture I need with lentils, why should I spend more on garbanzos??? And we're not talking about odor, so don't even start
you will never achieve your fartistic vision with those cheap Beanhringer knockoffs! save up and get Tootable Instruments gear, thank me later!
i only buy japanese soybeans over USA soybeans, there's no need to spend the extra money when the construction is just as solid and the tone is equal, if not preferrable
Ah, a fellow pickle tone enjoyer 
Slapping out tunes on my Bean makes me wanna scream
Blastin beans, makin scenes
I'm sorry but but 
37s of farting is merely an interlude, come on you dang llm that has to be part way to a world record.
Sounds like the music I make, except more sophisticated
Loading a track from CHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOP into gpt to see what it says
Making chatgpt listening to a 3 hour loop of my pooping noises and having it tell me im a fucking genius
Fart Movie reference?
according to all known laws of aerodynamics, farts should not be this musical
how bout uhhhh The Butt Boys - Poot Sounds
37 seconds of consistent farting is impressive
lo-fi FARTs to study to
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