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Gooner Princess Peach can’t hurt you

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[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago

Nvidia is getting desperate

[-] ComRed@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

DLSS 5 off vs. DLSS 5 on

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago
[-] bunnossin@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

That's a whole different character what doggirl-tears they couldnt even keep the big princess dress

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They put her in the low-res Slave Leia attire.

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

There was a trend a while back to redraw SMB1 Princess Peach. This one was an outlier for being goonerfied. Most were either earnest attempts to draw her better, or shitposts.

[-] MeetMeAtTheMovies@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

Yeah I grabbed this from a video I watched on it. A lot of them are neat

In the comments people pointed out that the original design was mirrored on the bottom to save memory and that it would have looked different on a CRT screen that blurred the colors together a bit and just generally was less boxy looking.

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

Did they give this one GGs with a boob window?

[-] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

and a choker, high heels, slit leg dress, no sleeves, shoulder cutouts, eye makeup

why are they like this

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

surprising amount of gooner designs here, I think my favorites are the codestarcreates/gyhyom ones with the big cartoon ass heads

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I like clairvoire's sprite going dubois-finger-guns

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

~5 gooner designs but most of them are great. I like the one that's basically Saber from Fate with the plate dress.

[-] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

several of these are goonerfied, others are jarringly off-tone. Only a handful of them are better than the original because most of them have very poor art direction - despite the original being pretty lazy and half-baked. There's also probably some technical limitations we aren't considering, and it also had to be animated which complicates any design since it has to work in different poses and facial expressions.

[-] SmithrunHills@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

SMB1 peach had some big lips. Or maybe that's her mouth rather than lips/lipstick

Also why did she dye her hair blonde, put on blue contacts, and start wearing pink dresses from SMB2 onwards?

[-] casskaydee@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

She has the Habsburg Jaw

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Also why did she dye her hair blonde, put on blue contacts

Aryanism

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

If you go by the original SMB1-J box/cartridge art, she was blonde and blue-eyed with a pink dress from the start:

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

now that's a collection of pixels I'll fight a fire-breathing turtle monster for, hubba hubba

[-] BattleshipPokemon@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

We need to do everything that zenz thinks is happening to the uighurs to the Gamers.

[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 9 points 1 week ago

They took away her iconic pointing hand

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago
[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

HIRE F- god damnit

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

the G#mer Horny is a terminal illness I'm afraid

[-] DelgadoSlims@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

I'm not up to date on slang. When you call her "gooner Princess Peach," are you saying this Princess Peach is for chronic masturbators or saying she is a chronic masturbator?

[-] MeetMeAtTheMovies@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

I meant it that she is drawn for them, but the phrase in general I think can go either way

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Nah, the gooners hate the idea of women enjoying themselves.

this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2026
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