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Why aren't we doing this (thelemmy.club)
submitted 5 months ago by [M] to c/bats@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://piefed.zip/c/lemmyshitpost/p/1234212/why-aren-t-we-doing-this

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[–] 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 child)

Vampires travel by turning into bats. Am I advocating that every single person get turned into an immortal, undead monster just so we don't need roads anymore!? Yes... Yes, I am.

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    • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    In daylight? And then it's the question of body mass. Do you have any idea how many bats I have to turn into?

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    • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    When car-to-bat conversion technology is as good and cheap as it is, what excuse do we have?

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    [–] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 child)

    I need to know: is this the amount of bats you can fit into the same space as 50 cars, or the amount of bats that could eat and carry 50 humans

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    • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Relevant XKCD

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    [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Count von Count: “sigh” unzips

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    [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    I support this.

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