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Top Trump Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before. (www.theguardian.com)
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[–] 17 points 5 months ago (13 children)

That's just fancy talk for an addiction to dissassociative drugs like ketamine in my opinion.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (12 children)

    I've tripped on dissociatives a bunch and never teleported anywhere

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago* (4 children)

    Which drugs did you take ? And what are Republican fundraisers like ?

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    DXM, also known as robotripping. The out of body experience was fun, but memory was never an issue in the 50+ times I did it. And I did obscene amounts.

    And I'd rather die than go to a Republican fundraiser

    My guess is he just blacked out from drinking.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    I tried once. I drank the whole syrup bottle and then had a mild mdma-like experience and the worst stomach explosion of my life.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (4 children)

    Clearly you're not trying hard enough

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    I did have an out of body experience, though, which was interesting

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    • [–] 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    So he gets blackout drunk and drives to Waffle House.

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    • [+] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 child)
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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    Narcotic? Nah, this is good old fashioned blackout drunk. My roommate at college was a heavy drinker and frequently found himself 4+ hours across the state on a Monday, with no recollection of how he got there.

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    • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    I mean of all the bullshit going on, I could get behind that one. I'm tired of having to walk to my waffle guy like a peasant.

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