"Oh, shit! You're WAY shorter than I expected" -actual conversation with another remote coworker when we met in person

I was one of very few working from home at my job long before the pandemic, while most stayed at the office. The company kept expanding at the time. My memory for faces is poor, and not much can be glimpsed from minuscule userpics anyway, while mine was rather recognizable. This led to repeated situations of me coming to the office and getting cheerful greetings of “Hey Pus!” from people of whose identity I had no idea.

There's no way it's a coincidence that that guy looks like fucking Bill Gates.