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English pizza (thelemmy.club)
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[-] dominic.borcea@piefed.social 26 points 2 months ago

Okay but this is not food porn, its food horror

[-] teft@piefed.social 5 points 2 months ago

Is it shitty foodporn or shittyfood porn. Because this one is definitely the latter.

[-] negativenull@piefed.world 5 points 2 months ago

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

There's always a relevant xkcd.

[-] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

There's always a "There's always a relevant xkcd" comment after the always relevant xkcd.

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

There isn't a "There’s always a relevant xkcd." comment after the relevant xkcd, same as there isn't always a "There’s always a \“There’s always a relevant xkcd\” comment after the always relevant xkcd." comment after every "There’s always a relevant xkcd." comment.

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Relevant xkcd

https://xkcd.com/244/

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

Welp, I guess there will always be a relevant XKCD.

Also, this is how you embed a relevant XKCD

Tabletop Roleplaying

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

this is how you embed

Thanks; fixed. Didn't realize there was a style guide.

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

bruh

[![Tabletop Roleplaying](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/tabletop_roleplaying.png "I may have also tossed one of a pair of teleportation rings into the ocean, with interesting results.")](https://xkcd.com/244/)
[-] dominic.borcea@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago

Apparently the place can be used for both

This community is for shitty pictures of food and pictures of shitty food.

But I'll maintain my point, this is food horror.

[-] Malgas@beehaw.org 3 points 2 months ago

Stop kinkshaming.

[-] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Half of British culinary history

[-] Pipster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 months ago

One of my greatest shames was making a full english breakfast pizza. I was being sent to Basildon for a whole week, week after week for and endless project I was doing and I think the project and the boredom of that Holiday Inn was making me insane. The hotel had one of those machines that make you a pancake. I ended up getting a few of those and assembling them into a pizza base, adding some tomatoes, bacon, sausage, scrambled egg, hash browns, mushrooms and black pudding to make it look like a pizza and then tucked in.

Honestly, it was fantastic, my colleagues never looked at me the same way again though.

[-] etherphon@piefed.world 6 points 2 months ago

No bangers :(

[-] Triumph@fedia.io 5 points 2 months ago

Swap the beans for corned beef and I'm in.

[-] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Those ingredients CAN go well together, but NOT in that configuration.

[-] Aralakh@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Not even any apparent signs of seasoning (salt & black pepper), shitty food porn indeed.

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Also, British indeed.

[-] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Most appealing br*tish foods

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 2 points 2 months ago

BEANS!

[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 2 points 2 months ago

Hahahahaja

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

The beans and egg must never touch. Clearly the efforts of a fifth columnist trying to destabilise ‘er maj’s empire.

[-] possessedfaxmachine666@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

WW2 hasn't obviously ended yet...

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Oh this hurt my heart. And colon.

[-] webp@mander.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

would would would would would (i skipped a meal)

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Chicago style

[-] SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 1 points 2 months ago

** S L O W ** ** C L A P **

[-] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Beanie weenies

[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 months ago

Pineapple lovers and pineapple haters. We must put aside our differences in the face of this new horrific abomination.

this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2026
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