Okay but this is not food porn, its food horror

One of my greatest shames was making a full english breakfast pizza. I was being sent to Basildon for a whole week, week after week for and endless project I was doing and I think the project and the boredom of that Holiday Inn was making me insane. The hotel had one of those machines that make you a pancake. I ended up getting a few of those and assembling them into a pizza base, adding some tomatoes, bacon, sausage, scrambled egg, hash browns, mushrooms and black pudding to make it look like a pizza and then tucked in.

Honestly, it was fantastic, my colleagues never looked at me the same way again though.

Swap the beans for corned beef and I'm in.

Those ingredients CAN go well together, but NOT in that configuration.

Not even any apparent signs of seasoning (salt & black pepper), shitty food porn indeed.

Most appealing br*tish foods

BEANS!

The beans and egg must never touch. Clearly the efforts of a fifth columnist trying to destabilise ‘er maj’s empire.

Hahahahaja

Oh this hurt my heart. And colon.

Chicago style

WW2 hasn't obviously ended yet...

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would would would would would (i skipped a meal)

Beanie weenies

Pineapple lovers and pineapple haters. We must put aside our differences in the face of this new horrific abomination.