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From his textbook “Evolutionary Dynamics: Exploring The Equations of Life.” In the last sentence of the preface, after a couple dozen acknowledgements that are literally just a list of names, he has one last special thanks that gets its own paragraph:

“I thank Jeffrey Epstein for many ideas and for letting me participate in his passionate pursuit of knowledge in all its forms”

Email Source: EFTA00984937

Harvard Places Math Professor Martin Nowak on Paid Administrative Leave Over Epstein Ties: https://www.thecrimson.com/article/2026/2/25/nowak-leave-epstein/

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[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 233 points 1 month ago

What in the French fried fuck, he gave a fucking shoutout to Epstein in the dedication of his textbook…?

[-] zout@fedia.io 86 points 1 month ago

Not to be that guy, but Epstein wasn't always known to be the bad guy to the general public, and this professor might not have known about the not public stuff he was doing. I haven't read the article though, so maybe not.

Edit: read the article, Harvard only put the guy on leave because everything became public with the release of the Epstein files. It seems to be that this professor was in on it, and Harvard had taken action against him before but lifted the sanctions because of reasons.

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 69 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The title image literally quotes him asking "did you torture her"

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago

That’s Epstein asking Nowak

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 1 month ago

Ah true, but still a good example to show that Nowak should have known that Epstein had a screw loose.

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[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

The book was published in October 2006.

In May 2006, Palm Beach police filed a probable cause affidavit that Epstein should be charged with four counts of unlawful sex with minors and one count of sexual abuse.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Epstein#Alleged_trafficking_ring_and_blackmail_tapes

So, um...

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[-] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 9 points 1 month ago

You are that guy man right in your own special way you are that guy

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[-] snooggums@piefed.world 158 points 1 month ago

I love how shitty people get paid vacations for being shitty.

[-] raman_klogius@ani.social 33 points 1 month ago

He got the jeevacations 💀💀

[-] protist@mander.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

If you just fire someone who can afford an attorney without going through the proper process, you're opening your organization up to a lawsuit

[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

At this moment I'd out for administrative leave for all persons involved with Epstein.

It's better than zero consequences.

Beheading would be better, ofc

[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 90 points 1 month ago

Fucking gross

[-] quoll@lemmy.sdf.org 89 points 1 month ago

really impressed with the constant stream of high profile people that knew this was coming, having seen countless other epstein associates fall... but still just stayed in their public high profile roles.

like.... you could have got out ahead of this... or better yet faded into obscurity, changed your name and move to SE asia... but nope.

guess if you are fucked in the head enough to associate with pedo's you are fucked in the head enough to put up with this 🤷

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 45 points 1 month ago

you could have got out ahead of this… or better yet faded into obscurity, changed your name and move to SE asia… but nope.

Why would he? The worst thing that has happened to him is that he's getting a paid vacation.

[-] Microw@piefed.zip 12 points 1 month ago

Yet. There are dozens other who resigned (or were forced to resign) their jobs.

[-] reev@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago

Oh noooooo, forced to resign, you say!?

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[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure they have social connections they don't want to cut. Like e.g. friends or... you know.. a family.

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 79 points 1 month ago

These people need to be put underneath the school.

Yes, I sound "barbaric" and we're a society of laws and all that, but it seems we're obviously not. This information was just sat on, fucking disgusting people.

[-] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The united states has not been a society of laws since at least 2020, and anyone telling you otherwise is either blind, stupid, lying, or some combination of the three

(I count the supreme court overturning settled law and all branches of government abetting treason as the actual final point of breakdown of the rule of law in this country)

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 44 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Anyone telling you the US was a society of laws before 2020 was a white cishet middle or upper class male.

[-] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago

I would still say it was a country of laws, but that is not the same thing as a country of justice.

[-] derry@midwest.social 7 points 1 month ago

Laws for thee to bind Laws for me to be free. -the oligarchs

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[-] Gathorall@lemmy.world 62 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Massaschusetts is an at-will state. Was "rich pedophile" added as a protected class at some point or why does does he get a paid vacation for this?

[-] Arcka@midwest.social 9 points 1 month ago

He may have an employment contract in place which gives additional protections. It's much more likely for a Harvard professor than your average worker.

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[-] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 45 points 1 month ago

Those who join the Epstein class relinquish their humanity.

[-] entropiclyclaude@lemmy.wtf 44 points 1 month ago

Harvard punishes child rapists with a paid vacation?

[-] HCSOThrowaway@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Administrative Leave starts when a formal investigation begins. You're basically calling for Chapter 10 of a book to be over when Chapter 1 barely started.

In other words, your question amounts to:

"An investigation started? Shouldn't it be over before it began?"

No, that's not how investigations work.

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[-] modus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

It was just a little statutory torture. I don't see what the problem is.

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[-] minorkeys@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Punishing people for things you can't know they did means hurting people to gratify your feelings. Which is exactly what they did to make you feel that way. So...how does that work?

[-] eru@mouse.chitanda.moe 5 points 1 month ago

he hasn't been investigated yet

[-] neuromorph@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

knowledge in all its forms.... gross

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

of courses its harvard, these top university often produces Elitist, or some wierd psychopath. the same university that dint want ASIANs in the school, because there is not enough white people there.

[-] neuromorph@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

epstein entrenched himself with movers and shakers across multiple industries. of course he would look to harvard to collect intellectuals and industry/academic leaders

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[-] Avicenna@programming.dev 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well I am sure Harvard benefited from all the money he brought to the department via Epstein. So the only way Harvard can come clean is to donate a similar amount of money to independent charities that fight against child slavery, human trafficking etc.

Btw, here is the full context for the email:

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[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

paid administrative leave

We disapprove of your paedophilia, and to demonstrate that we wanted to give you lots of money and no work commitments to keep you tied to one place.

[-] outerspace@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 month ago

Brings some perspective into the meaning of the word "smart", people can be smart and stupid at the same time!

[-] spinne@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago

I don't think any of what he did was stupid. He wanted to do evil shit to children, he did evil shit to children. The shout-out was a boast, a dogwhistle to other monsters like him, and a thank you to the person who helped him torture children. To him, he was giggling behind his hand because he was getting away with it. He still hasn't faced any kind of criminal penalty, and it doesn't seem likely he will, if the American prosecutions for this are any indicator.

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

General intelligence is fake

[-] epicshepich@programming.dev 18 points 1 month ago

From Wiktionary:

knowledge: (archaic or law) Sexual intimacy or intercourse (now usually in phrase carnal knowledge). [from 15th c.]

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

"in all its forms"

[ vomits violently ]

[-] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oh no, I get paid for NOT WORKING.

the horror

the horror

the horror

i have learned my lesson

p.s. in the USA, most employees can be fired at ANY time, for any reason, you don't have to be found guilty, you can even be really good at your job and a great employee. It doesn't matter.

[-] minorkeys@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I'm a generally forgiving and understanding person but it's hard to argue these people shouldn't simply be shot.

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Harvard faculty meetings must be getting pretty uncomfortable at this point.

[-] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago

Dumb LIBRULS! Can't even RAPE CHILDREN anymore without you Throwing a Fit!

-Your Republican Family!

[-] neuromorph@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

maybe it was response to a tough Test question on of his models complained about?

checks date... after 2008, when he was a known child prostitute solicitor........ ummm....

[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

*child rape slave trafficker

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