The most powerful people in the world are fucking idiots.

Celebrity deathmatch anyone?

Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

Edit: feel free to quote me if I'm wrong. Is there an aged like milk sub somewhere?

Never pick a fight with an android. I thought everybody knew that.

Rich people desperate for attention.

We all know Musk is gonna talk big talk and then do everything in his power to try and come up with excuses to back out last minute.

Like he always does.

Say what you want about Zuck but IIRC the dude has been actively learning martial arts for awhile, no? Isn't that one of his hobbies he has talked about before?

In a cage? Why not a small sub near the Titanic?

Can't we just put all the billionaires in a cage, like rats in a bucket ala that scene in Skyfall, and just oops accidentally forget to release them? Or I dunno, just spitballing ideas here, some kind of sealed carbon fiber tube at the bottom of the Atlantic?

Can we sew them both up in a leather sack with a badger instead?

Reality really did take a strange turn back in 2020 didn't it? This decade just gets weirder and weirder.

How is that not the Onion

I think we can all agree to lose the keys to that cage, right?

If they were serious, Musk would get rocked. Musk is older and Zuck has mixed martial arts training.

Make it to the death!

I place the blame for this squarely at the feet of Al Gore.

Has there ever been a simultaneous knock out in boxing before? I'm cheering for that

Hopefully it's a fight to the death. Loser's assets get donated to a good cause. Winner faces whatever other egomaniac wants to use their wealth to shit on the rest of humanity.

The battle ends when the last man standing has a net worth of less than $10 million.

RIP to satire. Reality broke and now fiction can't keep up.

New Battlebots season's gonna be lit

Do we have a magazine version of r/nottheonion?

I so want to see this happen but I feel like there will be so many rules and padding that it’ll end up being a borefest.

Cage match, anything goes! It’ll bring in huge audiences.

Hopefully they fight on a sub near the Titanic.

I demand a fight to the death! TO THE DEATH!
(for both participants)

When Reddit's CEO takes over all the news coverage with his string of bad decisions, Facebook and Twitter CEOs are gonna feel threatened. This reeks of desperate flailing for someone to pay attention.

How about if the loser agrees to donate 100% of their wealth to charity, subside on the wages of their lowest paid employee, and disappear from public life?

The "lol" at the end of Musk's comment clearly indicated that he was joking yet people are taking this seriously for some reason.

Wait. This is for real?

Celebrity Death Match, please

My money is on Fuckerberg. At least he stays in shape with his billions. I don't understand how Elon is so fat when he can pay people to literally put healthy food in his mouth like a baby.