This is how I married my wife in Germany. I am now banned from Germany.
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Nothing sexual.
No weirdos.
Oh well. ¯\(ツ)/¯
reminds me of this:

Why would anyone keep eating once the bun is gone?
Sometimes you gotta take a leap of faith
OP is posting while hungry
What if you hide your dick in one of the buns?
Haven't seen "glizzy" used in this context.
Obama was president when I first saw that name given to hotdogs.
Why "glizzy" tho?
People started referring to Glock handguns with extended magazines as 'Gluzi', being short for glock-uzi.

The Uzi is another gun with a commonly extended mag that pokes out the bottom of the grip, hence the comparison.

The slightly derogatory 'Gluzi' became 'Glizzy'
Now, another more derogatory nickname for a gun with a mag that sticks well beyond the handgrip was "Hotdog" because, well it looks like the sausage sticking out the end of a hotdog bun.

So people are calling these guns "hotdogs" and "glizzy", and so naturally, at a barbecue somewhere where the sausage was notaby longer than the bun, someone must have started referring to their extended sausage hotdog as a "Glizzy" as a joke, comparing the sausage to the extended mag of a Glock, and it stuck. The comedy lives in referring to an innocuous food item as a weird looking, often gang or crime-associated style of gun. Maybe because there's a high chance of encountering both kinds of Glizzy at certain barbecues, and bystanders are subject to the ol' switcharoo when one person asks for a Glizzy, and received a hotdog. Or maybe they asked for a hotdog, and recieved a gun, IDK I wasn't there.
I hope you made every word of this up, because this is the de facto history of glizzy now. Like, a screenshot of this comment should be the entire Wikipedia page.
I shall do no further research into this topic, this is now canon for me
I wanted to give you a reasonable answer. There isn't one. The only answer I found is super fucking stupid.
I would ask someone to hold the other end just to eat it end to end myself.

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