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[–] 55 points 6 months ago (1 child)

This is how I married my wife in Germany. I am now banned from Germany.

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  • [–] 38 points 6 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 19 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    No weirdos.

    Oh well. ¯\(ツ)

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago

    🥺👉👈

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Why would anyone keep eating once the bun is gone?

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    OP is posting while hungry

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    P.S. No eye contact unless the mood is right.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    What if you hide your dick in one of the buns?

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Haven't seen "glizzy" used in this context.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Obama was president when I first saw that name given to hotdogs.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 24 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

    People started referring to Glock handguns with extended magazines as 'Gluzi', being short for glock-uzi.

    The Uzi is another gun with a commonly extended mag that pokes out the bottom of the grip, hence the comparison.

    The slightly derogatory 'Gluzi' became 'Glizzy'

    Now, another more derogatory nickname for a gun with a mag that sticks well beyond the handgrip was "Hotdog" because, well it looks like the sausage sticking out the end of a hotdog bun.

    So people are calling these guns "hotdogs" and "glizzy", and so naturally, at a barbecue somewhere where the sausage was notaby longer than the bun, someone must have started referring to their extended sausage hotdog as a "Glizzy" as a joke, comparing the sausage to the extended mag of a Glock, and it stuck. The comedy lives in referring to an innocuous food item as a weird looking, often gang or crime-associated style of gun. Maybe because there's a high chance of encountering both kinds of Glizzy at certain barbecues, and bystanders are subject to the ol' switcharoo when one person asks for a Glizzy, and received a hotdog. Or maybe they asked for a hotdog, and recieved a gun, IDK I wasn't there.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I hope you made every word of this up, because this is the de facto history of glizzy now. Like, a screenshot of this comment should be the entire Wikipedia page.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    I would ask someone to hold the other end just to eat it end to end myself.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    Lady and the Tramp-style

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