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[–] 32 points 8 months ago* (4 children)

You are the product of 4 billion years of ancestors who fucked.

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C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

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  • [–] 19 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Look me and my boifriend keep trying for kids, but my lack of a uterus kinda gets in the way.

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  • [–] 31 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    You didn't come into this world. You came out of it.

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  • [–] 18 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    Sometimes I look up at the stars in the sky and realize wow they're just a bunch of tiny dots and I am enormous

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  • [–] 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Sea slugs also are the result of ~14 billion years of cosmic evolution.

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  • [–] 18 points 8 months ago

    Why not both?

    I am the waking universe looking back at itself and realizing how puny and insignificant I am.

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago

    Do you really WANT humans to be able to make a significant impact on the universe? Look at what we've done just on this planet!

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago (9 children)

    I like to think that we are Rock and Stone.

    See, the leading theory of how life first started is that the first 'life forms' started in the deep ocean hydrothermal vents. With the abundance of heat, pressure and materials, the chemical reactions that are essential to life began taking place in micro-fractures in the vents structure; like enzymes made of Rock and Stone.

    It's really nice to think of life as stardust and whatnot, but I think it's more relevant to think of us as Rock and Stone.

    It's been a while since I read that paper (as in read the conclusion), so I bid you to read it for yourself. I probably misremembered some things to make it sound cooler to me.

    https://pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/jacs.5c01948 (Is behind a disgusting, regressive paywall)

    https://phys.org/news/2025-10-underwater-thermal-vents-molecular-precursors.pdf (Discussion about the paper, PDF - 372 KB)

    https://www.the-microbiologist.com/news/underwater-thermal-vents-may-have-given-rise-to-the-first-molecular-precursors-of-life/7129.article

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    🍄: significance isn't real, it's just another concept humans made up to make themselves feel bad.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    I'm not so worried about how tiny we are as much as I'm worried how small the max speed of mass is (speed of light). If space warping drives end up impossible then the vast majority of what you can see at any position in the universe is already unreachable for that observer. Viewing eternity through onesided glass.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago*

    The universe can be just stupid too thermodynamically challenged, too much dank matter will do that to an ape.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Interestingly enough it is 201 pan fried cakes.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    your forefathers gave the universe a name, and you speak it.

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