Acting skills.
this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2023
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Release a mockumentary that heβs been filming for the last 30 years.
His acting career, which were schlocky action movies, is long gone. He needs to accept that.
Many people suspect his movies are purely money laundering operations.
He'd probably have to put all of his eggs in the reincarnation basket and start doing some good deeds.
Or bad deeds, depending on your opinion of actors.
Forever this. He'd have to sudoku, but in the past, so he'd die before the karma went to shit, with the sexual assaults and what not, and then be born anew, and be more lucky in the brain-department. This all sounds like the plot in one of his films. He was just the chef for a scientist developing a time-machine. The terrorist came to steal it, but little did they know that he was secretly the presidents long lost stepfather. Now he travels back in time to abort the terrorists one at a time.
He could just ask Putin π I see a lot of silly Russian films with him it them in the near future.
β¦ a lot. Lol.
Get in better shape; take acting classes; show some real emotion; stop phoning in cookie cutter military propaganda filmsβ¦
His films were never something to write home about, but heβs well past his prime. His Under Siege and On Deadly Ground days are far gone.
Stop doing movies where he thinks he is still an elite special forces operative, government agent or cop.
Stop using Soul Glow hair dye.
Retire
I'm not sure it's possible
I donβt know. Are there many acting jobs for people living in the but of dictators these days?
Gay sex drama
Quit his day job (police officer)
Go back in time and alter the circumstances that lead to sexual assault and rape charges that were only dropped due to the statute of limitations.
First step is be 40 years younger
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