Cat: "Morals are for people that can afford to buy new pants."

Nice kitties show their appreciation for the new cat tree 🌲by climbing it!

“If you didn’t want me on this thing you shouldn’t have made it shiny and climbable.”

Santa: ... you have been a good and sometimes a bad kitty ... but here is a gift anyway

Cat: ... no ... (swats gift onto the floor)

Yeah no, they both sometimes destroy trees. Like my dog. I have to keep a cage around the damn tree to keep her from eating it.