this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2020
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 years ago

The sex and intimacy in my relationship with my wife is so solid that I probably didn't need paternity tests, but I got them anyway so I could make epic owns on twitter

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This has to be fake. “Paternity tested and everything”? Like he’s admitting it was under dispute or in question in the first place… unless he was the one questioning it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Or Ben is the type of asshole to get one for any child because he doesn’t believe women are trustworthy at all

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The kids real father is likely a turkey baster.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 years ago

Please be real