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[–] 10 points 10 months ago (1 child)

Easy. Brain

Specifically the part that regulates mood.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Brain, specifically memory.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Whatever would let me not put on weight while eating whatever I want

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    Skin. Double thickness, extra leathery, and impossible to cut or puncture with bullets. Especially the skin around my dick.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Human komodo dragon.

    Also you plan to shoot your dick??? Thats just taking CBT too far

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    My intestine. Sure, it'd be nice to not have to worry about bad food, but the real upgrade would be the immune system. More than half of all the body's cells that make antibodies are found in the wall of the intestine, which means I'd actually be getting a major upgrade to my ability to handle diseases too.

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK279395/

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    Priorities!

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    Perfect memory.

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