Easy. Brain
Specifically the part that regulates mood.
Easy. Brain
Specifically the part that regulates mood.
Brain, specifically memory.
Whatever would let me not put on weight while eating whatever I want
Skin. Double thickness, extra leathery, and impossible to cut or puncture with bullets. Especially the skin around my dick.
Human komodo dragon.
Also you plan to shoot your dick??? Thats just taking CBT too far
I see you're especially afraid of dick related violent mishaps
My intestine. Sure, it'd be nice to not have to worry about bad food, but the real upgrade would be the immune system. More than half of all the body's cells that make antibodies are found in the wall of the intestine, which means I'd actually be getting a major upgrade to my ability to handle diseases too.
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