I wish there was water that turned me into a gay wizard

Would you drink the magic water that turns people into gay wizards?

PROS: You become gay

CONS: You become a wizard.

Okay, but real talk, this looks like the equivalent of having a cutsy cuddle session at the firing range.

Even if you like guns/spells, you don't want to be kicking back, listening to your man read poetry while Samantha in the background is repeatedly screaming "IGNIS!" *BOOM* "IGNIS!" *BOOM* in her coked up magic voice.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT ??!? for reals, the 10 hours version of the techno parody of this is my go to for combat in my virtual dnd game