So now we charge the officers of the private equity firms with murder? Right!?!
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"Yes, but things would be worse if the government was in charge." - Conservative idiots
Erhm, gubbermint unhealthcare has DEATH PANELS where they KILL YOU!!!!! I much prefer my profit-driven health utopia. It's much more simpler, no panels required!

Fuck yes, bleed my dry insurance-senpai. Take my father's heart and buy a chair for your 100th yacht. CEO shinigami-san I wuv you owo. 🤤
Why have DEATH PANELS when the same can be done by one underpaid intern AI model?
That's the beauty of it! The stupid overreaching big-government law says real doctors need to review appeals and review notes and consider circumstances. But that's fuxkings stupud when a single line of code can deny claims and appeals at 1000x the speed and send EVEN MORE money to daddy's dragon den which will then trickle down directly into MY POCKETS.
I took the liberty of writing my own hyper-advance AI to handle the task. It should only need 10 racks of GPUs to run.
public static void reviewClaim(Claim wasteOfMoney) {
if (wasteOfMoney.isNotCovered()) {
wasteOfMoney.deny();
} else {
wasteOfMoney.deny();
}
}
Yeah, but the 401Ks of those dead patients went up a by few percent, so... if you think about it, they've already been compensated for their wrongful deaths!
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