Blame yourself, pal. I'm shocked that garbage pillow netted him hundreds of millions.
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its a hundred bucks for a pillow full of memory foam bits. Its nuts!
No, it’s memory foam bits.
Remember the sobakawa pillow? The one with the buckwheat husks!
No but that sounds horrible.
It's not even quality memory foam. There's a world in which shredded memory foam could be a good pillow, but the MyPillow isn't even that
He advertised to people who will literally buy anything, i.e. Limbaugh and Jones fans.
Good. /thread
Too bad he's not the "MyTent" guy, at least he would still have 1 home.
Go cry in your lumpy pillow you traitor!!!
Well I'm sure he's not actually fully out of money. But I would give quite a bit to see him resort to making a pillow fort to live in
Considering what a coke head he is, he probably already tried.
the other main assets he has left are his home and pickup truck
I hate the guy, but c'mon. It's right there in the post excerpt.
Per who. If he is saying that is all he has left. I call bullshit.
Someone needs to teach these people the difference between being an insufferable asshole and a victim.
They're not the same. FAFO.
1st it's Giuliani w/ money problems, now this guy. If 'actions had consequences' was this obvious, to everyone, all the time the world would be a much better place. Sadly, these are merely the exceptions.
And they all did this for Donald Trump, a man who couldn’t care less about either of them. May the ghost of Herman Cain haunt them for eternity.
The fact this fuckwad could just have shut the fuck up and lived in luxury for the rest of his life, but couldn’t resist running his mouth.
If you can’t pay for a defense- you should get no defense. Welcome to the real world where the rest of us live, ASSHOLE.
He's welcome to an overworked public defender
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think you get a public defender in a civil suit. From TFA it sounds like Pillow Crybaby isn't facing any criminal charges (yet).
Still has his home and a car. Can't complain with that
With no money how long before he loses both? Property taxes come due each year and the car needs plates and insurance.
He can always work the drive through somewhere
Or he could work at Walmart selling pillows
Home and a pickup and an Audi something-or-other apparently. Also from the photo he likes to wear Xian bling ... that gold ring ought to be worth a couple thou-, maybe more if it was melted down and the curse was off. He's probably got drawers full of gaudy crap like the ring and the lapel pin, maybe Smartmatic and Dominion will settle for the jewelry and a few pillows?
If you give them the pillows you'll have to give them more jewelry than if you didn't.
Nobody wants lumpy ass pillows
I really don't understand his endgame here.
Me either, unless he's just trying to get into the news so fellow MAGA morons will see how completely fucked he is and will financially support him.
Ever the pitchman, Lindell, known as the MyPillow Guy, asked viewers of his webcast who wanted to help to call in and buy his pillows, towels and other products.
Lol, and still ended up without money
More bath salts
Crackheads being known for their long-term strategic thinking.
I bet he’s not out of money, and is just preparing for the loss by trying to see he broke.
MyPillow's been decimated
"decimated" if used correctly means that MyPillow only lost 10% of its company value. 
They handed out pillows and had 9 out of 10 employees beat the other 1 to death with them
go woke go broke