Shhh - that sounds like a commie conspiracy to me - McCarthy might hear you.

At 25 years you get a new yacht for your boss.

I once worked at a place that had a fun “birthday wheel”

You got to spin it on your birthday and get a prize.

After 7 years of working 60 hour weeks I got a $5 Pete’s gift card. The same day a marketing intern won a Vespa.

It was an important lesson about how hard work does not pay

Shortly after my company was acquired I got notified of my 20 year anniversary. They kept our original hire dates from old company.

They let you pick stuff from a catalog. I got a shop vac and a "pearl" necklace. 5 years later, they added a visa gift card option. Always take the gift card.

Reminds me of the TV show severance, work a few more years and maybe you will get the music and dance experience soon

I got a George Foreman Grill for 5 years. It was actually quite useful.

Or the entire story is fabricated, including the DS donation?

I found a facebook reel of him moving into his house. How much time did you spend looking? Do you need any help with search engines?

That you should become a carpenter, befriend a smith and then build a guillotine together :)

I see 2 morals to the story. Firstly, don't work at BK for 27 years because they don't give a shit about you, and you could probably make a better living at many other jobs in that time. Secondly, that rage-bait gathers attention on the internet and can possibly lead to riches if you promote your story of injustice to the public and solicit donations.

It means he showed up and cooked food even while sick, putting the rest of us at risk. But I can't blame him because the other option is probably poverty.

Never missed a day/shift, probably no sick days. Never seen it celebrated at a job, just in elementary school

It means he has no life other than work.