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Working under Trump.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 33 minutes ago

Anything requiring me to travel to the US

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Even for $500m per year

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

There are plenty of jobs I'd be terrible at regardless of what they pay.

If it's an actual job and not just something made up to be arbitrarily horrible I'd probably give anything a try if you pay 10x my current pay.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 8 hours ago

Debt collector

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Materials handler at a chemical plant.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 10 hours ago

Nursing.

Couldn't pay me to go through the hell those people witness

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Me ex-wife worked 100% in surgery. She used to laugh that she never had to talk to the fuckers. She was so clinical about it that she could tell me about a case and had no idea if it was a man or woman, black or white, nothing, just body parts.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 11 hours ago

Mercenary/ "private military contractor", ICE agent, prison gaurd

[-] [email protected] 42 points 14 hours ago

ICE thug Slumlord’s handyman Anything that takes orders directly from the Trump administration

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago

Prison guard. You can’t leave work during your shift, you’re in prison.

Prostitution. My apologies if this subject is taboo. However, it is the oldest profession in the world and stood the test of time. I have a vivid imagination and I’m having trouble imagining what would happen if I’m just not attracted or aroused.

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Palantir

Meta

Amazon

Apple

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"By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing...kill yourself" --Bill Hicks

[-] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago

"Oh, you know what Bill’s doing? He’s going for that anti-marketing dollar. That’s a good market. He’s very smart."

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

No! Fuck you, you work in advertising you’re sucking the devils cock. Kill yourself!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Planting seeds.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago

Anything in the Oil Industry, Cops, Military, or Evil Multinational Corporations

[-] [email protected] 19 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

any military or military complex job. i refuse to assist or partake in the murdering of humans.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

Don't forget the fiscal, environmental, and resource destruction. Now if they only made cool camping/ outdoor gear...

[-] [email protected] 22 points 14 hours ago

Jack booted tool of oppression

[-] [email protected] 11 points 12 hours ago

Retail. Done it for 4 years and got treated like absolute shit by customers, especially during the pandemic. I got told off a few times for speaking back to customers but I think now I'd probably struggle not to hit them. I'd be sacked very quickly

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago

I learned at a young age that I'm not cut out for retail. I can fake it for a minute or two, but I've got a short fuse and a sailor mouth.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

But this seems like something that could be tolerated at the right price point. It's a price point they would never pay, but your reason for working it isn't a moral or ethical reason.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 14 hours ago

Sales. Especially telesales.

I spent years doing sales because they were the only opportunities that I had available, and I hated every minute of it. Now that I'm finally out, I would NEVER go back.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Anything where you're around the public all day. Rather wash dishes than be a waitress.

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Literally what kept me from going into medicine

[-] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago

Cop

Ice

Dhs

Military

[-] [email protected] 9 points 14 hours ago

Politics, in any form.

Corporate, in any form.

Police, in any form.

Military, in any form.

They all - I believe that institutionalized, hierarchical authority is rather obviously inherently destructive, and I couldn't willingly take part. In fact, one of the things that perplexes me the most about politics in particular is that there are people who do willingly take part. I can only conclude that their brains are broken in some fundamental way such that they don't see or don't care about the harm they inevitably do.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Politics, in any form.

But how do you make the world better then?

In fact, you seem very qualified for it. Those who don't want powet are the best people for the job, you should be leading your city/town or maybe country.

Police, in any form.

Do neighborhood watch programs count?

Military, in any form.

Do Militias count?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

This unfortunately is the problem with the police. People who see the police as problematic are unwilling to join so the majority of people who join are the ones who just want to have power over others.

There are many variations on the quote but a cop who doesn’t report a bad cop is themselves a bad cop, so you could be the actual good cop who reports their coworkers until you get fired from the corrupt org but if enough people did that we might actually see some change.

Cops also have a surprising amount of freedom to choose to enforce laws so you could also just not enforce laws you consider corrupt.

I am saying this as a person who wouldn’t want to associate with a cop but would love to have some cops who aren’t bastards but unfortunately #ACAB

[-] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago

Shift work.

Never again.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago

Animal agriculture.

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Commercial fisherman

Deep-sea diver

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This one doesn't feel inherently evil. There are some great HR reps where I work now, but I don't work for a company that's trying to milk us dry.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

There are many but since depresseddad already mentioned spreading lies for nefarious reasons, I guess I'll go with pimping and selling narcotics (anything beyond weed at the very least, and even then I would have to really think about it).

[-] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

Companies that use the Microsoft suite of products. All of the reprehensible stuff that Microsoft is known for aside, I just can't think of anything that Teams, Office, Outlook, etc do well compared to any of their competitors.

Then there's the little quirks that make you wonder how they're considered a tech giant at all. Example: I travel semi frequently and will work my usual hours in different timezones. Teams makes you restart the app on MacOS just to change fucking timezones.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Example: I travel semi frequently and will work my usual hours in different timezones. Teams makes you restart the app on MacOS just to change fucking timezones.

This just happened to me this week. It was definitely not something I would have expected. I'm really disappointed we had to migrate onto Teams.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Right after Project Veritas got subpoenaed by Congress back in, I think, 2015 or 2016, they offered me a well paid position as an interface designer for the website. I had been unemployed for years by that point, and I was extremely desperate for work. I never applied for the job, and I don’t know how on earth they got my my résumé.

Suffice it to say, I told them to go fuck themselves.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

That should be evidence to them that they are the bad guys. No one tells a job offer to “fuck off” if the company isn’t utterly shit. Even if Meta or Twitter offered me a job I’d probably just use a curt “no” and move on. But, Project Veritas, Heritage Foundation, Palantir? They’d get a “fuck off” for sure.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

Anything that makes the world a worse place, eg. most finance jobs.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

Regime whore

[-] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

Everyone has a price but if we stick to realistic numbers I'd say that working on a clothes store or fast food joint would be the first two that come to mind though most office jobs would apply as well.

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