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The woes of being a Dwarf (ttrpg.network)

submitted 3 years ago by killerbunnyfamily@ttrpg.network to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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(art by Matteo Spirito)

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[–] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 5 points 3 years ago (1 child)

Just pester their descendants. If the have none pester other relatives. If there are none, pester the place they lived in.

[–] InquisitorGilgamesh@ttrpg.network 6 points 3 years ago*

“Urist McLich! Why do you terrorize our humble village with your armies of undead!?”

“Four hundred years ago, the bartender of your only inn spat in my drink because I was looking away and he thought I wouldn’t notice.”

“Well…did you?”

“Of-fucking-course, why else would I come here? Where are his great-grandkids, I’m going to spit in their drinks and see how they like it.”

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[–] IggythePyro@ttrpg.network 3 points 3 years ago

Dying before I can settle the grudge? THAT'S GOING IN THE BOOK!

[–] StackOPancakes@ttrpg.network 2 points 3 years ago

Good thing those leaf-loving elves live for so long! Plenty of time for revenge.

[–] julian@pathfinder.social 2 points 3 years ago

Image transcription:

Top text: "when you hold a grudge for 50 years"

Art of a tattooed dwarf, chest bare, clenching their fist.

Bottom text: "And that pesky Human dies before you can exact revenge."

[–] Vandrew226@ttrpg.network 2 points 3 years ago

Well, time to break out the orange hair dye and punch the biggest motherfucker I can find!