Youtube already has tons of these. They are all AI generated stories, but people figure it out. Doesn't seem to matter. They get tons of views anyway.

Don't ask why green

Why were you too lazy to find a copy that wasn't green? It takes only a few seconds. I even spent just an extra 15 seconds to make a whole new screenshot for better quality:

"and then, on the 32nd January 2026, the author of this very podcast was murdered - they were fed with the most succulent of dishes; forced to drink the finest of wines; were the recipient of the most blissful of oral pleasures; and met their untimely end in their sleep in a nitrogen tank"

"Right this bastard is getting it"

I think all white screen caps should have a filter on them for when I doomscroll at night.

And that's when dunmertitty, a shirtless dark elf from Vvanderfell, stole the entire skooma stock of a passing khajit caravan and got high with me, the narrator.