I assumed this might have been a late 90s article about the "dangers" of internet addiction.
It was from fucking 2015. I really really hope it was satire.
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I spend 90 minutes online before I even get out of the bed.
these kind of stories feel like they're labeling things in a pejorative light to manufacture peer pressure so that people will think it's bad; like "quiet quitting"
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My worst week ever, I averaged 22 hours a day
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Ninety minutes a day online doing what?
Goose starts chasing you
ONLINE DOING WHAT, MOTHERF*****
Thanks to increased speed settings on videos, I can spend upwards of 90min an hour online.
90 minutes? Madman. I couldn't possibly be online so little time a day...
On a company PC or in an internet café?
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