Love at first sight : risa

[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 167 points 2 years ago

Dude spent a lifetime studying heavenly bodies, can't ask him to stop now.

[-] Stamets@startrek.website 88 points 2 years ago

Oh well done.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

He's seen everything. He's seen it all.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

That is a futuristic pickup line, and I just hate that we never saw Kirk or Riker use it now.

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 85 points 2 years ago

The real Picard maneuver

[-] Stamets@startrek.website 39 points 2 years ago

Shhhhh don't let @The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world hear!

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

Considering how well thier memes are endowed, I bet he knows lol

[-] Malgas@beehaw.org 10 points 2 years ago

It's too late, he's already seen everything.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

This is true

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 65 points 2 years ago

It’s too late, he’s seen everything.

[-] ashtefere@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

...He's seen it all.

[-] dreadedsemi@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago

Maybe he's just looking for the remote. Happens to me every time.

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 25 points 2 years ago

I'll be in my ready room, Number 1

[+] robo@feddit.uk 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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[-] Stamets@startrek.website 34 points 2 years ago

Meh, they're adults. It's not like she was 15 when they met. She was in her 30s when they got married. First dude I dated was 20 years older than me. Didn't go well but had nothing to do with the age difference.

[-] ElmarsonTheThird@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago

Best random fact about their marriage is that Sir Ian McKellen officiated it.

[-] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

I think he was just complimenting her breasts. Did you reply to the wrong person maybe?

[-] unreachable@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

the most precious resource in picard entire endeavour

[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

[-] holiday@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

They are married. Dude just wants the tatas

[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Tbf they're nice.

[-] Venicon@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 years ago

Men will be men.

[-] Chev@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Isn't he gay?

[-] Aiastarei@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

You're confusing professor X with Magneto

[-] rivr@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Only for Ian McKellen

[-] Dieterlan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Honestly, I had the same reaction, but apparently not?

Risa