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[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

help -h

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

help --help

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

man help
or
help man

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

help bro

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

alias bro='man'

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

It looks like you are asking for help.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I've never seen MacGyver, is this that? 🫢

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Yes. Good old Angus MacGyver in action. As I remember, he did it as a distraction for security.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Well in that case simply import antigravity

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

help now actually opens the help utility on Python 3.13!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

As well as exit!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It'll be funnier if this were written on a note dropped from a plane passing overhead

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Usually signalling for help isn't something you leave to day 2... I think they might just be taking a vacation.

this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2025

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