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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I was just trying to pick up girls when I asked everyone for their social security numbers

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

How else do you start a conversation besides asking for her first pets name and street she grew up on?!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

It twere I. I confess. I tried using Lemmy as a pasta strainer and not as intended for the Internet because the instructions were unclear.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Instructions unclear. My pasta is now decentralised.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I, the honorable King of the great nation of Recothuami, am certainly not to blame. On an unrelated note, I have an incredible investment opportunity that may be of interest to you.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

How coincidental! I have room temperature IQ (centigrade) and a few thousand to spare!what is the opportunity?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I don't know whether you are laughing at the low number, or the fact that I use the superior system. But the fact that you're laughing is great! Keep up the good mood :).

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Laughing at how you specified C in order to ensure the lowest possible number, great job! Crying because America ;)

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

send me yr nudez and I'd tell u

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

You don't wanna see my nudes. Trust me bro.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Wanna bet it's because it was "pretending to be lemmy.ml"?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

At my office Z-Scaler also flagged lemmy.one however lemmy.ml and .world go through just fine not sure why?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I assume Lemmy.ml is older scammers try to skirt security by making new domains all the time so it's a flag for young domains with no history

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Phish sucks

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