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[–] 33 points 3 years ago (2 children)

Rule of Acquisition #63: The riskier the road, the greater the profit.

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  • [–] 22 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (3 children)

    Sell that virus for a hundred gross of self-sealing stem bolts, and you're already on the road to profit.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    But why would I need self-sealing stem bolts?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago

    I can see it for SSSBs because nobody even knows what they are actually for, but nog should have loved the idea of getting a piece of land. Buying up property and renting it out without actually providing any value yourself is one of the hallmarks of any successful capitalist ferengi. It’s just latinum in a different shape

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  • [–] 12 points 3 years ago

    I can't wait for crusader Kings ferenginar to release

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  • [–] 10 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Man, I tried to click on this picture a dozen times before I read the title.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    I would be very tempted… but then I’d also wonder if the ad was the best part. You know, like a great trailer for a crappy movie.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    This is the most cursed thing I've seen all day holy shit

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago

    "By viewing this image, you have consented to our privacy policy terms and conditions..."

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