this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Rule of Acquisition #63: The riskier the road, the greater the profit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I like profit ..... I just don't like profit THAT much

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Sell that virus for a hundred gross of self-sealing stem bolts, and you're already on the road to profit.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But why would I need self-sealing stem bolts?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

You could triple your production of reverse-ratcheting routing planers!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I can see it for SSSBs because nobody even knows what they are actually for, but nog should have loved the idea of getting a piece of land. Buying up property and renting it out without actually providing any value yourself is one of the hallmarks of any successful ~~capitalist~~ ferengi. It’s just latinum in a different shape

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I can't wait for crusader Kings ferenginar to release

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Man, I tried to click on this picture a dozen times before I read the title.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Sorry for the fake out

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would be very tempted… but then I’d also wonder if the ad was the best part. You know, like a great trailer for a crappy movie.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the most cursed thing I've seen all day holy shit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You're welcome

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

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