As a software engineer I just tell people I'm not the IT guy. I make the things the IT guy uses
Even though I could fix their problem. I just don't want to
As a software engineer I just tell people I'm not the IT guy. I make the things the IT guy uses
Even though I could fix their problem. I just don't want to
I have the boobs, the belly, and the cigarette. I don't have the millions.
Hey, I got this great idea for an app. If you implement it, you can have 30% of the revenue!
I hate being the IT person, and no I will not fix your printer.
I will fix your printer! Give me a sledge hammer!
I like being the it person. I would rather tackle a problem than leave someone else to struggle with it. It makes me hate software especially software that doesn't play nice with other software.
I'm pretty decent with computers and I can't understand printers for the life of me
See I like being the it person.
I tell anyone who asks that my consultant rates are $300/hour with a 4 hour minimum - and that I have a specialization in cloud architecture and ops stuff.
For some reason, people with printer/windows/Facebook/phone problems suddenly change the subject...
I like being the IT guy for people around me. It's fun :)
Yes, providing work for free, living the dream. People assume that because it's your profession and/or hobby you want to fix anyone's problems
I rather learn on other people's equipment and when I get good at it, I can do the same in my homelab. It's a win win from my perspective :)
Yeah, I don't really count running mbam as learning
"No, I just was obsessed with playing Super Mario on my Nintendo 30 years ago, aunt Gladis."
That's why I told my new neighbors I don't really understand computers and the only help I could provide is carrying it up the stairs if needed.
no, NO, I CANT FIX YOUR PRINTER
IT guy here. Using printers as the example is perfectly hilarious to me. I am often dampening expectations with the old “there’s a few pieces of technology you will not find a 5 star review for, and printers are #1” in other words, their is not a model out there I’ll stake my reputation on.
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
Computer guy, car guy, electronics, camera guy, guy who can lift things guy.
Opens a website and browse suddenly become the one person in the room who knows computers
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